Sick Day
My bulletproof positive attitude called in sick today.Of course, today is also the day that the universe seems to have chosen to MESS WITH ME. And I am going to lose my $#^! here in about twelve seconds unless one measly good thing can happen before something else that's lousy does.
Quick! I want to hear your best joke in the comments section for this post... MAKE ME LAUGH.
Labels: Arthritis/Fibromyalgia, Bitching About Nothing, Happy Thoughts, One of Lindsay's Rants
posted by Lindsay @ 2:01 PM
7 Comments:
Okay, you asked... brace yourself...
Q: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and an Irishman?
A: Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" and an Irishman says, "Hey, McCleod, get off of my ewe!"
...sorry. It was the first thing I could think of. Actually, not true, but it was the least dirty joke I could think of off the top of my head, if you can believe it.
Oh, and I read your blog. :) Hope your day improves. :)
It's not a joke but you have the most beautiful entertaining daughter that can make you laugh and smile. Go get a hug and all will be right with the world!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her in the face:)
Ha,that's entirely lame but kinda funny?
Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
James' Joke
Q: How do you make a kleenex dance?
A: Put a boogie in it!
I know it's late, but three words:
Matching coral dresses
;)
*standing ovation*
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