Fun With Words
I don't usually encourage email forwards, but I got this one today that made me giggle.Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
A few highlights...
Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Decafalon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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posted by Lindsay @ 1:07 PM
3 Comments:
We laughed out loud. thanks. Dad also thanks you for the idiot email. Very funny.
love Mom and Dad
Sarchasm is my favorite. Something I experience a LOT.
Me too! Sarchasm...gotta love it!
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