Tuesday Morning Smile
Just because I know it'll be rough for everyone to be back at work today... I've been saving this one for a while. Now without further ado, for your Tuesday-that-feels-like-a-Monday morning enjoyment and entertainment, I bring you 40 Things That Only Happen in Movies.A few highlights to whet your appetite:
7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
Happy Tuesday!
L
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