Alien vs Mommy
The Blog Entry I Would Have Posted on March 13Ugh. Okay. This is harder than it looks! Especially because it doesn't *look* like there's anything going on.
Work has been so brutal this week. I constantly feel like I want to (a) puke, and then (b) sleep for a month. Instead, I'm supposed to be all high-energy with a super-human attention to detail. I've come pretty close to booking myself into a meeting room and then sleeping under the table. Truth be told, I will admit that I locked myself in our bathroom at work for five minutes this afternoon and lay down on the floor - the spot where it was the least icky. I just could not function for another second without lying down and closing my eyes for a bit.
I know that it's a lot of work to grow a baby, blah blah blah. But this is ridiculous! I'm engaged in battle with something the size of a bean - AND IT'S WINNING. This tiny mutant alien has completely taken over my body.
Sorry, Baby. I know we're on the same team here. But seriously. Do you think you could give me a little bit of a break here?
posted by Lindsay @ 6:31 PM
3 Comments:
You do what you gotta do lady ... icky floors or not! (I love that you said icky and that you are "talking" to baby.) Here's hoping this first trimestre and all that comes with it goes by fairly quickly and that the next trimestre is smooth sailing!
I'm giggling right now because I SO understand! It's the truth. They suck the life and breath right out of you...and I'm sorry to tell you it never stops : ) But they are so darn cute. God knew what He was doing.
I'm glad that this is all very normal :)
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