Drop Dead Gorgeous
Last night, due to a series of unfortunate events, I was locked out of my house after work. I decided to use the opportunity to be efficient and - thinking that my current hair style (or lack thereof) is pretty simple and straight-forward - I called and found a random hairdresser with an immediate opening and went to try my luck.I think the cut is fine, but when she asked how I'd like her to style it, I told her to do whatever she wanted with it (what did I care, I was just going home). Famous last words. I walked out of there looking like a soap opera star shooting a beauty pageant episode.
I almost took a pic so you could all share in the hilarity, but it was just too bad. You'll just have to use your imaginations.
L
PS - Ooh, remember Austin Peck on 'Days of our Lives'? I haven't watched since forever (and I was never really much of a soap girl at all), but - back in the day - I thought he was DREAMY... Erin and I sat in Accounting class and developed elaborate (and very poorly drawn) cartoons and storylines about our world travels with him and Brad Pitt. This led to a plan to go teach English in the country whose men had the sexiest accents. Which led to my declaration that I was going to teach English as a Second Language in England. Which led to lots of laughter, mostly at my expense.
3 Comments:
Chicken!
I'm trying to decide what disturbs me more: the sight of Lindsay in an accounting class, Lindsay trying to teach English to the English, Lindsay looking like a soap opera star, or Lindsay walking in to a salon she's never been to and using the first available hairdresser. Yikes.
Little do you know... I was actually awesome at Accounting. Go figure, hey?
And I teach English to English-speaking people every day.
The others I have no excuse for.
L
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