Thursday, October 05, 2006

Advertising or Prostitution?

Found it online and couldn't resist. Y'all know I'm not this cynical, but I appreciate the humour in this little list. A lot.

The truth is so funny sometimes :)

* People ask you, “What do you do?” and you can’t explain it
* You work very odd hours
* You are paid to keep your client happy
* You are paid well, but your pimp gets most of the money
* You charge by the hour but your time can be extended
* Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded
* It’s difficult to have a family
* If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client
* Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate
* Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money
* When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM...)
* You are rated on your “performance” in an excruciating ordeal
* If you are good, the client always walks away smiling

L

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